Lady Gag-me

We've all seen Lady Gaga and her outlandish outfits.  Sometimes she looks like a guy. Sometimes she has pink hair. Or sometimes she's seen picking her wedgie.  Ok, ok, ok.  We all know this happens. But Lady Gaga, here's a piece of advice: if you wear outfits like you do, don't be surprised when you're in the spotlight and embarrassed.  Look, you know you're going to have "Papa-paparazzi" all over you ALL THE TIME. But then make sure that you're always presentable.  I know Lady Gaga is just a person. But she works sooo hard to stand out and be in the center of attention.  So why is she surprised when people have something to say, point out, or make fun of her?  Yes, Lady Gaga is unique. Yes, she has become an icon in the music world.  And yes, she makes it a point to make sure she is about as liberal as they come.  But really, behave in public then.  Can you say "overrated"?  At what point do you get so famous, that you can do whatever you want in public? No matter how disgusting it may be?  Apparently Lady Gaga hit that point.  What's next? Picking her nose?  I mean, grow some respect for your fans.  And yourself for goodness sakes.  I guess, personally, I'm sick of hearing about how amazing Lady Gaga is.  I think she's overrated, I think her costumes are all just attempts to get more publicity and attention.  And I really don't think her songs have all that great of meanings behind them.  She sings about paparazzi, Alejandro, and being on "the edge". The edge of what?  Jail time? She tries to make it seem "ok" in our society to wear what she wears and acts how she acts.  But its not. Never has been and never will be.

The name's Kardashian...not Humphries

I'm sure we've all heard about "The Kardashian Wedding" or watched the drama leading up to it unfold on national television. It supposedly cost more than the Royal Wedding, and has aired on T.V. multiple times.  All that work, money, and time spent on this wedding between Kim Kardashian and the NBA player Kris Humphries, may be a waste.  Rumors of a divorce are swirling, just two months into the marriage.  Apparently, it all started when Kris was out partying while he's off the job due to the NBA strike.  Well, is there any way that it could have started when Kim refused to take Kris's last name?  Right there, before they even got married, issues arose.  I can't imagine that Kris was too happy with Kim's family influencing here decision of not changing her last name to Humphries.  If I was Kris, I'd be upset too!  Kim...your wedding is on national T.V...EVERYONE is going to know that you changed your last name..How can you be worried about people not knowing who you are? And Kris- if you're a famous basketball player who just had one of the most famous weddings in America, how do you think that you can go party, call up your ex-girlfriend, and get other girls' numbers? Not. Smooth. Personally, both of these people are screw-ups.  My question is how you can be SO UNHAPPY with SO MUCH?? Nothing is ever good enough to these people. What happened to good, old-fashioned, true, LOVE?  Celebrities, more than anyone else, need to be careful of dating or marrying because they're under the spotlight constantly.  How do they not understand this?  If you don't plan on staying with the person you're with, don't get married. And DEFINITELY don't spend millions of dollars on it, and then air it on national television 20 times.

Celebrity Screw-ups..The Beginning

Celebrities are always in the spotlight.  They act like they hate it, but we all know that deep down they love it.  And we, as the people who put them IN the spotlight and on a pedestal, love to hate them.  In this blog, I'll pick a celebrity and bask in the glory of their mistakes each week. I'll be writing for Cosmopolitan magazine.   Their style of writing is fairly sarcastic, humorous, and very entertaining.  Cosmo always contains new gossip on celebrities, fashion, and it's definitely a magazine for women, but I'll try to pick humorous happenings that will appeal to the males as well.